Happy St. Patrick's Day?

Did I wear green today? Obviously. I'm a turtle.

Did I celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Nope. Why you ask? I'm not Irish and don't plan on becoming Irish (although I am a huge Norte Dame Fan).

Do I have anything against my red headed brothers from across the pond? Absolutely not. I'm just not compelled to dress up in green for no specific reason.

Now if they had a German Scott English Turtle festival, you can count me in.

So for those of you who may feel inclined to pinch me, you might want to thank twice. Us German Scott English Turtles might do a little more than pinch you back. I'm just sayin.