Swimming in the Shallow Water with Britney

Twice this morning, I have created the most wondrously thoughtful discussions for today's blog. Twice now, they have been accidentally deleted and as if to help me, the autosave feature was amazingly quick to save a blank screen over my hearts work.

Deep thoughts are not meant to be this morning.

Therefore I am rebelling and posting a pretty picture from a swim in a quaint harbor in Crete (I carry a 5MP camera in my shell - it's watertight) AND adding the top three things you may not have thought of concerning Britney Spears:

3. If she were in major league baseball instead of pop music, she would most likely be on steroids instead of illicit drugs which would make her look just as bulky as she is now, BUT she would still have custody of her kids.

2. If she was born a little earlier and gotten to John Lennon before Yoko Ono, the Beatles could still be together. This is based on Britney's desires for children and home life and general more sociable era than Yoko. She may have not found the other Beatles so threatening and let John be the Beatle he was meant to be. If you are unaware who John Lennon (no, he's not from Russia) and the Beatles are, just know that Michael Jackson at one time owned their music until he had to sell much of it off due to ...issues.

and the number one thing you probably hadn't thought of...

1. God loves Britney just as much as you or Billy Graham or even this little turtle and somehow she need to learn about what He did for her.

Sorry couldn't go the whole blog without getting a little deep...just a tad.