Say it Anyway

Sometimes you have to say you're sorry whether you mean it or not. It's good practice for the times when you really mean it.

But you can't be sarcastic or condesending when you say you are sorry. For example, I know this Beaver named Chuck who will be kind of a jerk when he apologizes. Chuck will apologize by saying something like, "I'm sorry you are a moron and can't understand the simplist of ideas. I'm sorry."

This is when I usually say, "I'm sorry that I'm going to punch your beard off." But I usually forget and take a nap.